Friday, November 28, 2008

Seven Random or Weird Book Facts

Hi. I haven’t been able to look at my manuscript and write or edit/work on finishing it since last Saturday.

Yeah. I’m frustrated. But I’m hoping that being forced by circumstance to take this time off will end up being a blessing – the fresh perspective thing. I guess I’ll know about that theory panning out when I’m finally able to sit back down again in front of this screen I’m looking at now, early on Sunday morning, and have some quiet time (that’s when my hiatus starts over again).

Meanwhile, Pete tagged me with his “seven random or weird book facts” meme, which worked out really well, because I'm antsy to be writing...

So, here I go.

1. I decided I’d write a book when I was a little kid – maybe somewhere in the neighborhood of six to eight. I remember sitting in one of the wingback chairs in the living room, cross-legged, and I remember having lined paper in my lap, but I don’t really remember the story, although it seems like it was about a circus or something. And I remember thinking maybe I could make some money for my family to have, and my father and mother would be happy.

2. I tried again in my late teens. When I was twenty, I wrote a short story that was supposed to be the beginning of a novel, and sent it to The Atlantic Monthly. I was rejected with a nice note – the ‘good but not for us’ variety, as I recall, though not in those words. I quit writing for a while (to put it mildly) after that (not because of that rejection – it just happened to coincide with a couple of other events).

3. I also started notes for a novel that was to be based (vaguely) on some things that happened when I was in New Orleans one summer. The line (you may have read something close to this on EE’s blog) “I saw myself sitting there, a slender, tender blonde girl, nibbling on my orange slice, chewing on my cherry” – was part of these notes. I never forgot that line. It ran through me every once in a while. I think it was me, telling me that I was gonna write that novel, but it wasn’t time yet. I was still stewing it along inside. Last spring I was looking through some old books, and in one of them (The History of Philosophy - a dog-eared paperback of mine from a long time ago) I found a bookmark with the title of this novel - written across the back of the bookmark. And character names. It just about made me cry, seeing that, and realizing how much time had gone by from then until now.

4. I inhaled fiction from the time I could barely read as a kid until I was out of high school – then I took a long sabbatical – then I started up again in my mid-twenties. I stopped again in my early thirties, didn’t start again until about five years ago, other than mysteries. I’ve never stopped reading those. I didn’t realize until recently – there was a reason for this pattern. I think I’ve read every P. D. James mystery there is – unless she’s written one in the last five years that I’m unaware of. I loved her writing style, and the pace of her unfolding.

5. I'm gonna admit - I'm a fiction snob. (Anyone surprised?)

6. I always read the back of a novel before the rest. Well, I read the back cover, the flap copy, and the first few pages. Then, after I’ve decided I might but the book, I flip to the back and read the end. If I like the end, I buy the book. I have no need for unadulterated suspense with regard to the ending.

7.I am a total nerd. I used to love believing I was gonna read the entire encyclopedia (read the A’s over and over during several ‘new beginnings’ of this goal when I was younger), and I love having a “books one must read in order to be well-read” list.

Anybody around here wanna run with this tag? If so, please have at it.

32 comments:

McKoala said...

Ah, I'm sorry about the manuscript, but I hope it all works out to be good in the end.

Funnily enoughh, some of your facts are identical to things I have done/thought. Not number six, though. How can you do that????!!!!

JaneyV said...

Ah visitors! How they ruin our life patterns and interfere with quality writing time. Hope that the enforced break gives you a fresh eye when you get back to your ms. Then it won't have been wasted time.

I remember trying to write a book when I was about ten. I sat down with a fresh, lined exercise book and no plot. It fizzled out very quickly. I would love to see it now though - just to see if it was as crap as I thought then.

And as for number six HA! I'm a back of the book reader too. I normally check it from about three to four chapters in - just to see if it's worth my while getting in to it. More often than not it's packed with characters I haven't met yet though so I have to plough on anyway.

fairyhedgehog said...

I read the back cover and some of the first page and I often dip into the middle to see if it stays as good as it starts.

I don't usually read the end to see what happens and I thought I was a wimp for even considering doing that but now I'm vindicated. If it's good enough for Robin, it's good enough for me.

McKoala said...

FH, stay away from the dark side!
What's wrong with a little suspense?

Janey and Robin, I bet you asked the the sex of your children at your ulstrasounds...

fairyhedgehog said...

Too late, McK! I asked the sex of my children at my ultrasounds. (Not that they would tell me.)

JaneyV said...

I only asked about the third one's sex. I already had one of each and I wanted to know how to arrange the bedrooms. Anyway he crossed his legs and hid his bits so it couldn't be revealed till the actual day -perhaps that's a lesson for writers just there - but I knew he was a boy by the way I was feeling. So big points to me for being able to 'read the signs in the plot'.

Whirlochre said...

I know that 3.

Horrible, isn't it, to come across old notes or wish lists (or underwear) outlining yesterday's future?

All that matters for now, I suppose, is that we're all up and running, at last.

And McKoala has publicly enfluffulated.

Robin B. said...

Hey guys!

I did my 9 + hour driving day yesterday to drive my visitor home, and come back. Turned out the visit was a good one, in a weird way. Made me step back and take a look at some things I'd written, so that was good. Irritating to lose a week, but good! I'm guessing you all have been there, too, so you know what I mean.

And yeah- I had asked what sex both of mine were - as with Janey's experience, they couldn't tell with my oldest daughter. With
the youngest, they could. I'd already named the second one (both boy and girl's names picked out) before I was pregnant with her - so there you go. Bob's your uncle, and no suspense...just like reading the end of the novel!

And yeah, Whirl, with #3. You're right. We're doing it now - and it's a relief, really.

By the way, BT has done this same meme (Pete tagged him in the ass) - and, as wonderfully the norm, it's a royal hoot.

Anybody else gonna do one?

Blogless Troll said...

#3 has gotten me too. Where does all the time go?

Chris Eldin said...

I'm just doing a drive-by wave.
:-)

McKoala said...

Hah! Knew it! Alas, FH, I shall be forced to cut you down with my light sabre.

I love 'enfluffulate'. Although I did have to think for a moment. Here in Oz a 'fluff' is a kid fart.

PJD said...

Yeah, that #3. I cleaned out my home office the past couple of days, and yesterday I excavated the shelf with some writing from high school and college. Some really good (but clearly novice) starts, a couple of good shorts, some surprisingly good poems.

Your #1 and BT's story about his daughter remind me a lot about my younger son. He keeps starting stories but not finishing them. He is the author of one of my favorite openings, though: "Gilbert was sad. For Christmas, he was going to France." It makes it better knowing that my son knows no one named Gilbert and at the time thought that France was kind of maybe a town near New York.

Thanks for playing! I needed a good dose of Robin.

Robin B. said...

Oh, Pete. You sweetie!

writtenwyrdd said...

Weird writing things about me? Except for the tendency to get distracted by new ideas, I can't think of a thing about my writing that's odd. Me, though...odd enough for plenty of folks, lol.

I generally read the ending of a book once I'm somewhat into it. Sometimes, like the present read, Biting the Sun by Tanith Lee, is a bit slow for me, so I keep reading the interesting ending to keep me on track and reading. I'm rarely bothered by spoilers. It's the journey, not the plot twists. Besides, when you generally figure out what's going to happen you get that all the time anyhow.

ril said...

::Pops in to say "Hi!"::


::Pops out (so to speak)::


Stuff. So much stuff...

Robin B. said...

Hey, ril,

I've been wondering where you were, and if you were OK. Hope all is well your way...

McKoala said...

Ril lives!

ril said...

Second child due to be delivered next week (yay, Amazon!). Lots of year end stuff to do. Not enough hours in the day.

All while the global economy nosedives and everybody wants to blow everybody else up.

Robin B. said...

Hey, that's wonderful news about your little sweetie of an arrival coming soon!

And yes, what's happening in the world - it's a crazy time - in all senses of the word.

But you're still you, your wife and children are still yours to love and live with. That's the way I look at it, in order to stay sane.

Anyway, it's good to hear from you - and congrats again. I realize you're gonna be more than slightly busy, but could you 'pop on' and say hi after the baby is born? Girl or boy - let me know?

ril said...

Sure -- I'll be back!

Don't know whether we're expecting a he or a she; going to be a surprise...!

ril said...

Ooh. Just noticed McKoala got a new avatar -- cute.

And Chris Eldin went back to the Church Lady picture.

Man, the world really is going mad...

Robin B. said...

Yeah, gone a little while, and we all go wacko.

And, if all of this...from Mumbai to bailouts, from AIG to GM, from the sub-prime (and I say, call it what it was and stop simply saying 'sub-prime', like that makes it any better, when really, people were being handed mortgages only la-la-land thinking EVER would have handed over, and for so many stupid reasons, not the least of which was unaulaterated greed ---but I digress...)...where was I ? Oh yeah...to the mortgage debacle..

I've been going nuts watching what's happening to the publishing houses - Houghton Mifflin...Random House... have you seen the news on these guys? I feel sick that I didn't finish my novel in the fall.

Yeah. Selfish. Sorry.

ril said...

No, I agree. Nothing is safe, and if writing didn't look like a smart career move before, look at it now!

It's (not) funny, your post made me look back on some of the writing I did in my late teens / early twenties, and it wasn't all that bad. Probably better than what I do now. If I'd stuck at it then, instead of getting a job and paying bills, maybe... Well, you know. If only, eh?

Midlife crisis, anyone?

Phoenix Sullivan said...

Ah, Ril, that's just the hormones talking...

We've had a bazillion layoffs at my company. And one guy died at the office Monday. Thank god I work from home.

Don't despair, Rob. Good books will still be published. Even if people have to do it themselves.

Robin B. said...

I understand, ril. I absolutely do.
It hurts thinking about it. I look at it this way (on good days) - on my death bed, my one regret will not be any of the wacked out crap I did do, it will be the book I didn't write- unless I write it, so I am.

Hey, phoenix! I've been worried about you - haven't seen you around.

It's great to hear from two of you 'silent types' (lately) in one night!

Whirlochre said...

Midlife crisis? I had mine when I was 21.

Seriously though, hope all goes well, Ril. And nice to see the reason you appeared to have gone quiet was the very best.

McKoala said...

Congrats on the imminent new Rillette!

Robin B. said...

Yes, ril, seriously - let us know when the little one arrives, please!

ril said...

December 10 is the day. Wife and daughter are staying with my in-laws now. I'm on my way to join the fun early next week.

You never know, there could be a story in this...

Thanks for all your good wishes!

Blogless Troll said...

Congrats Ril!

robkroese said...

Perspective is good. I just finished a draft of my own manuscript, and I'm trying to avoid looking at it for a few weeks. Good luck.

Robin B. said...

Thanks, Diesel, and right back at ya. Hope all is well with your stewing manuscript when you check on it.