Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Here's mine.

43 comments:

pacatrue said...

Rowr.

pacatrue said...

OK, mine's up. That sounds wrong suddenly.

Robin B. said...

Hee! Love it, paca.

Going now for a listen...

Whirlochre said...

Yes, that little touch of finesse at the end goes a long way. Great stuff.

Don't know if I'll have chance to play on this one, now — but if I do, I'll let you know.

JaneyV said...

You make the sting of a boo-boo covered in peroxide sound like an adventure.

Still horribly croaky (me - that is) and can't get through a sentence without the need to cough. ;(

ril said...

Awesomely well read. I just have to run out and get me some of that now. Do you think they'll put it in a plain bag for me?

Blogless Troll said...

OK that was great, but really all you have to do is say "hi" or "bye" in Kentuckian.

fairyhedgehog said...

Oh God I love that, especially your little addition at the end.

Evil Editor said...

Man, I gotta take a cold shower after that.

PJD said...
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PJD said...

You had me at "Hy (drogen)."

The ending brings it home, for sure. No offense, Robin dear, but McK still has the honors. Don't despair, though. You could read like Oscar the Grouch and still make my top five list.

(Sorry, all, I don't usually delete and repost comments, but I mistakenly credited the wrong sultry voice as being my top choice in the original. I'm such a dunderhead sometimes. Frequently, actually.)

fairyhedgehog said...

When you follow the comments by email you see the first thoughts as well as the corrections.

I'm just saying.

McK is definitely something special.

PJD said...

I am well aware of that fact. Sorry, FH! I've been burning too many candles at all their ends recently. Can't keep up with myself.

Robin B. said...

Ha, you all. Actually, this was one of my rare 'take twos', as Blondster set her laptop up for me and left the dining room, but was sitting out in the kitchen with her friend, and I was doing a decently sultry reading from a canister of jock itch medication, when I heard giggles from the other room, and a "Mom, Mom, what are you DOING in there?"

Thus, the vanilla-down peroxide thang. But still, not too shabby, eh, although I do agree, McK's kicks my hiney.

Can't wait to head home and hear EE's. And where's yours, FH? And Sylvia? ril? and....

McKoala said...

Loving the riff at the end! Hilarious!

Phoenix Sullivan said...

I mistakenly credited the wrong sultry voice as being my top choice

So was Oscar the Grouch your first top choice, Pete?

(Anf you had me at Hy - *giggle)

Hey, Rob, I managed to hack my way through the company firewall and now I can see and hear all sorts of things. Good stuff going on here. I know a lot of guys, and maybe a gal or two, gonna be awfully jealous your hubby gets to listen to that voice every night...

Whirlochre said...

Great visuals, too, btw.

Robin B. said...

Hey phoenix!

You've been hiding away, girl. SO happy to see you!

And thanks, Whirl, you sweetie. Hope you're feeling at least a little bit better?

Kiersten White said...

I found I couldn't listen to most of these; they made me feel like I needed to go talk to my Bishop...

Kidding.

Mostly.

Sylvia said...

I was doing a decently sultry reading from a canister of jock itch medication, when I heard giggles from the other room, and a "Mom, Mom, what are you DOING in there?"

I'm so glad you mentioned that - it meant that I thought to protect myself before starting by giving my son an extra hour on the Xbox.

That was great although I have to agree with Blogless ;)

Chris Eldin said...

Church Lady has already talked to the Bishop. ahem. A special talk.
I think he'll be giving out some new permissions soon.

Chris Eldin said...

OMG! LOVE it!

Over to evil sex now.

Robin B. said...

Whirl, no surprise that you're up, baby! Even sick, I knew you could do it.

Sylvia, you're up as well, huh?

Can't wait to get home and hear you two!

Hey, CL! Happy to see ya. You'll enjoy making the rounds.

Miss K, what can I tell ya, sweetie...except to say you know there's no such thing as an immaculate conception, and fooling around, verbally and otherwise, is at least half of what makes life worth living! (And also, keeps life flowing on, generationally and spermazoatically speaking, don't ya know!) You know I love ya, sweetie.

Whirlochre said...

Hey Sylvia, do you have a link? I can't find you.

Sylvia said...

My boyfriend broke the internet.

:(

Hopefully shortly!

Robin B. said...

Does the link here (your name on the side) not work for Sylvia?

Sorry!

Sylvia said...

It's my fault Robin. I didn't want to put it on my blog because, er, Harold from Harold's Fonts is watching and I didn't want to try to explain it.

Yeah, ok, I know.

So I'm putting it on my homepage - but I'm just adding a list of posts now so that we have a collection. :)

Sylvia said...

OK, he made a page with with my audio in a player and the rest of the links so far.

Sexy Voices

Did I get everyone? I'll keep updating it over the weekend as the rest post their sexy voices. :)

Blogless Troll said...

Mine's up too.

Robin B. said...

Oh, Good Lord. I wish I was already home!


Sylvia, did you see BT is up as well?

Sylvia said...

I'm still recovering from BTs...

McKoala said...

Oh, Sylvia. Eeeenormous.

Robin B. said...

Ahhhhh! You all are killin me!

My husband thinkw we're shopping for carpeting when I get home...
yeah, sure we are, AFTER I hear this eeeeeemorouse squaaaashy and sylviated whirled-up stuffins.

Dammit. I wanna be home now.

I wish I was Jeannie (from I Dream of...ya know, Jeannie), so I could pop myself home!

Is FH's up yet? She was gonna do a reading that I think you'll like, guys.

Blogless Troll said...

Wow, Sylvia. You can sort me by name or number.

Robin B. said...

Sylvia!!!!!

Sexual healing, indeed, babycakes!

You and your special access and your choices of entry search. Oh yeah, girl!!


McK - this was one damn fine idea you had, honey.

Sylvia said...

Wayhey, I scored! :)

I was totally stuck as to what to read and made the boyfriend pick something. "I bet you can't make this sound sexy," he said.

"Are you kidding me? Have you read this?"

Those 1970s professors were clearly stifled!

I've been chuckling to myself all evening, listening to these. I can't wait to hear the rest.

Robin B. said...

Yeah, Sylvia, I agree. Stifled, those 70s geek boys were! And now, you've set 'em free, girlfriend!

pacatrue said...

Sylvia definitely inspired me to use the sequential method, if you know what I mean. (I don't know what I mean by that, but I'm sure you naughty people will come up with something good.)

JaneyV said...

I just wanted to add my cheers to Sylvia's . I enjoyed it Enoooorrmously!

Chris Eldin said...

LOL!!! Just listened to Sylvia's! Very nice! Love the "Special" directory.
;-)

Whirlochre said...

Looks like this has been picked up on my blog and regurgitated as a meme by the gaming community on Livejournal.

I'll keep you posted.

Robin B. said...

What's LiveJournal? (I'm a clueless wonder.)

Sylvia said...

It's like Blogger but with a stronger community.

Did they do anything interesting with it, WO?